Scott Bateman (scottbateman) wrote,
Scott Bateman

  • 20:28 @Dianasaurus LANGUAGE! #
  • 20:38 Still hoping that during tonight's show, LeBron comes out. #
  • 12:50 #ff My new Twitter project @Disalmanac: fake trivia to help you get through your fake day. #
  • 13:45 On my way to MoMA to live-tweet the crap out of some Chagalls, Slappy! #
  • 15:02 @Caissie Mmmmmmmm, worms. #
  • 15:03 @mocoddle Thank ye, as Amish tweeters are wont to tweet! #
  • 15:08 Haha, what a dumb Chagall painting! #there #
  • 15:14 Word of warning if you want to visit MoMA soon: they've set up a mic & are letting museum-goers perform Yoko Ono's Voice Piece For Soprano. #
  • 15:16 I know that last tweet sounds like something I would make up, but it is 100% true. #
  • 17:41 RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1900, viewers were outraged and disgusted by the new moving picture "Human Velocipede." #
  • 17:42 @balycooley It's true: I am me! #
  • 17:44 @MikeDrucker That's why @chamillionaire makes chamillions of dollars every year. #
  • 18:32 I wish the animal predicting the World Cup outcome was a psychotic octopus. #
  • 18:36 Yes, I would watch a 60-minute show every week of just these Sheriff John Bunnell introductions: #
  • 18:49 @mocoddle @InfiniteChicken Cans! It was cans! #keanu #
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