Scott Bateman (scottbateman) wrote,
Scott Bateman

  • 19:01 @Dianasaurus But I thought kids loved Chris Matthews' giant cartoon head. #
  • 19:40 @RickieJohnston Hey Rickie, should I go to law school, or grad school in art history with an emphasis on the Getman expressionists? #
  • 19:43 @Caissie Though I'm also considering the Skechers eyeglasses, which will make my rotund eyeballs all thin and lean! #
  • 19:50 @Caissie Are you saying my eyes are fat? How could you? I'd cry if my tear ducts weren't all squeezed shut by my enormous, pot-bellied eyes. #
  • 19:54 @Caissie My mom always had to buy me the extra-husky Garanimals glasses at Sears. It was embarrassing! #
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